1. Someone gives you an elephant. You can't sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant? Gregory will be my elephant, a fine friend he will be for me, and I will love him so much, so much indeed. I mean what I say and I say what I mean, I will be faithful to my elephant one hundred percent guaranteed!
2. If you could have any superhero power, what power would you have and why? I would like the power to communicate with cats because I reckon they have some sassy things to say!
3. Why are manholes round? Manholes are round to protect the heads of anyone who dares to go into them. The round shape prevents the lid from falling in no matter the angle in which it falls because the lid diameter is constant all the way round and is made a size wider than the hole it covers.
4. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why? I would be a bonsai tree. A small tree that packs a bunch of personality. Stubborn at times, slow to grow but beautiful after a little love and care, swaying carelessly in the breeze within my little pot.
5. What two items would you take with you if you shipwrecked on a deserted island where all your food and water needs were taken care of? A high soft pillow encased in my favourite flannelette lama pillowcase and a Wilson volley ball.
6. Are you a gatherer or a hunter? A Gatherer
7. What was the last gift you gave someone? I gave my sister a Swarovski watch for her 21st Birthday, best sister status maintained!
8. If you could compare yourself to an animal, what would it be and why? A sloth, they move through the canopy at a rate of 36.576m per day, munching as they go. They have exceptionally low metabolic rates and spend 15 to 20 hours per day sleeping. All these attributes I too share, kindred spirits.
9. What would you do if you found a penguin in the freezer? I would drop a Noot Noot and leave the penguin be.
10. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? One horse sized duck, what an honour!
11. Describe the colour red to someone who is blind. The taste of a red skittle
12. What would you do if you were the only survivor in a plane crash? Pass out then come too and cry for a while!
13. If you could choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why? Top of the world – Carpenters. I don’t like to take myself to seriously so this song would perfectly set the mood for my entry into a room. Also, this song is just joyous.
14. How do you think people would communicate in a perfect world? Sign language mainly.
15. If you could get rid of one state, what state would it be and why? Tasmania, I reckon they could easily be their own nation down there!
16. What advice would you give to your previous boss if you could? Retire, it would do wonderous things for you!
17. What is the funniest thing that happened to you recently? I can’t recall, so many funny things happen to me so frequently it’s hard to keep track! And if you know me I will without a doubt give you an update on my most recent funny events in glorious detail!
18. What do you think about when you are alone in a car? Potato chips turn into mash potato in your mouth…do you think dogs ever wonder who really is a good boy?... Is all yoghurt in Greece Greek yoghurt?... If you’re in last place you're just in first place but in the opposite direction…
19. Would you relive your days in high school if you could? No forking way!
20. What would your eulogy say? Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
21. If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start? I would start a business where I paint dignified oil paintings of people’s beloved pets.
22. If you had a time machine, would you travel to the future or back to the past? To the future, I will read how a book ends after I finish chapter one.
23. What fictional character do you identify with the most and why? Eeyore, I have always been since a little tot, a glass half empty kind of girl. The milkshake was always almost gone for me but you know it could be worse, not sure how, but it could be.
24. Describe the purpose of this job to someone from another planet. My purpose is to ensure that whoever walks through the robe door feels absolutely gorge! I am there to provide darling whatever they need, be it, a new personal accessory, premium fashion advice, a steam, candy, a rest on the couch or just simply a chat. You name it baby I got you!
25. What kid's movie is scary to you? Monster house - still traumatised!
26. If you had to work, but you didn't need the money, what would you do? Be a paramedic.
27. What part of the human face is your favourite? Buccal Nerve – controls the muscles involved in moving the nostril, upper lip, spontaneous eye blinking and raising the corners of the mouth to smile.
