1. Someone gives you an elephant. You can't sell it or give it away. What do you do with the elephant? My mum has a nice big property with a dam, I bet she would love an elephant!
2. If you could have any superhero power, what power would you have and why? The power to speak to animals, ask this bloody elephant where he wants to go. Also tell my babies how much I love them.
3. Why are manholes round? I thought they were square!??
4. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why? I would be a palm tree, imagine the view! Also coconuts!
5. What two items would you take with you if you shipwrecked on a deserted island where all your food and water needs were taken care of? My vibrator and spare batteries.
6. Are you a gatherer or a hunter? I’d like to say I’m a fierce hunter but I don’t actually eat meat.. I do love to make things, tend to a veggie garden and I have even foraged for greens and mushrooms so, definitely a gatherer.
7. What was the last gift you gave someone? I actually bought one of the Addition Studio, Native Olive Clay masks from Robe as my family KK present. We always play Naughty Santa, where you pick a number and you can either open any present or steal one off someone else. After an hour or so of stealing back and forth I finally stole back my own gift. It’s amazing, I love it. Thanks me x
8. If you could compare yourself to an animal, what would it be and why? If I could compare myself to an animal.. I always thought I would be a brown bear. When I was younger I found out that “Nita” means bear in some native American languages. Also if you watch the movie Brother Bear 2, the girl in the movies name is Nita and at the end she turns into a bear (voiced by Mandy Moore (drool))!! Eating until I can’t breathe and sleeping for extended periods of time are in my top 5 hobbies so I think it works!
9. What would you do if you found a penguin in the freezer? This and the elephant question give me so much anxiety!! I would cry so much! But I live on my own so who the f*** put a penguin in my freezer?! Was it me? I must have been drinking buckfast!
10. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? This is easy, I’m a horse gal so I’d have those 100 duck-sized horses trained to spread love in a flash. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR (especially with animals, but like the legal kind, please).
11. Describe the colour red to someone who is blind. Red is the brightest of all of the colours, red looks how love and anger feel.
12. What would you do if you were the only survivor in a plane crash? Annette Herfkens tells her story of being the sole survivor of a plane crash in the jungle in Vietnam in her book Turbulence. She was the only survivor of 30 passengers, her fiancé also among the dead. Surrounded by bodies and suffering multiple injuries including a shattered hip and jaw, she speaks of how she had to stop herself from thinking of her partners death and the other passengers and turn her focus onto the beauty of the jungle to survive until she was rescued 8 DAYS later!! The story gives me goose-bumps just thinking about it. She never once panicked, she was so logical in thinking; someone is going to miss us, someone is going to send a search party, I just have to keep calm, sane and hold on until they come. I hope this never happens to me, or anyone for that matter, but if I was the sole survivor of a plane crash I would think of Annette Herfkens.
13. If you could choose one song to play every time you walked into a room for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why? WAP- Cardi B & Meghan thee Stallion
14. How do you think people would communicate in a perfect world? Open and honest communication, pleeeaze!
15. If you could get rid of one state, what state would it be and why? ACT, what is it even?
16. What advice would you give to your previous boss if you could? Should have got a bigger boat!
17. What is the funniest thing that happened to you recently? Tried and failed the WAP tiktok dance with my sisters on Christmas – lol.
18. What do you think about when you are alone in a car? This could be anything from the meaning of life to how sexy my car is.
19. Would you relive your days in high school if you could? Absolutely not, life is way more exciting now.
20. What would your eulogy say? My sisters would say “Badass” “Creative, eccentric and incredible at bringing people together with food” “Mad cut snake who didn’t take scoop from no one”
21. If I gave you $50,000 to start your own business, what business would you start? I would open an art/handmade hub-shop where everything is from local/regional artists and creatives, we would also run different classes like painting, life drawing, natural fabric dyeing, how to make clothes and more with a big focus on recycling and up-cycling too . There would also be coffee, hopefully wine, and always snacks and have it as a little creative hub where anyone and everyone is welcome. I know so many creative, inspiring and talented people that I just want to show to the world. This is a dream of one of my artist friends and myself that we have been talking about for the last two years! We just haven’t taken life by the balls just yet.
22. If you had a time machine, would you travel to the future or back to the past? I gotta see these dinosaurs you know!
23. What fictional character do you identify with the most and why? Popeye – Eating my spinach, getting big and strong, love a good tat.
24. Describe the purpose of this job to someone from another planet. Well once upon a time there was a naughty lass who decided to eat a bad apple and then it was considered rude to have your bits out (apparently). So now we cover them up and some people choose to do it in style. WE.SELL.THAT.STYLE.
25. What kid's movie is scary to you? Gremlins!!
26. If you had to work, but you didn't need the money, what would you do? I would be an artist.
27. What part of the human face is your favourite? The eyes! So beautiful to look at, so many different colours, window to the soul..
